Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! This is 2 hours of comedy that will have your jaw aching, your core tightened and your pants wet!
★★★★★ ‘Teardrops on My Dildo by Vanessa Larry Mitchell is hands down the funniest thing we’ve ever seen’ - Fringefeed
★★★★★ ‘…the delivery is flawless and the laughs are constant and side-splitting.’ - Kids in Adelaide (Parenting Magazine)
★★★★ 'Vanessa is more confident and direct on a comedy mic than anyone I have seen' - The Scotsman
★★★★ 'You know when you go out to a club with a group of girlfriends, all the handbags are thrown down, and you’re dancing all night, completely carefree as if time and the rest of the world don’t exist; and you only stop to rest over a few drinks with teeny umbrellas and there’s always that one friend who is side splittingly funny and holds court all evening? Yep, that’s exactly what Vanessa ‘Larry’ Mitchell’s one woman show feels like' - Mindshare
WINNER: 'Best Stand-Up' - Newcastle Fringe 2026
WINNER: 'Best Comedy' - Newcastle Fringe 2022
This production contains: Adult themes, nude imagery and coarse language